A Joke a Day Keeps the Blues Away - We're Not Laughing at You... We're Laughing with You

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1	What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle? - What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"... - Read Entire Joke -	Animal World	1
2	There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river... - There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla t... - Read Entire Joke -	Animal World	1
3	An elephant... - An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dah... - Read Entire Joke -	Animal World	2
4	A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot... - A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is... - Read Entire Joke -	Animal World	2
5	How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in... - Read Entire Joke -	Animal World	2
6	A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona... - A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. ... - Read Entire Joke -	Animal World	2
7	What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl? - What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!... - Read Entire Joke -	Animal World	1
8	At an auction - During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm payi... - Read Entire Joke -	Animal World	2
9	Some cows view each day as the last roundup... - Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most c... - Read Entire Joke -	Animal World	2
10	Persistency Act - A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he... - Read Entire Joke -	Animal World	3
11	What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? - Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle wit... - Read Entire Joke -	Animal World	1
12	A man takes his dog for a walk in the park... - A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two ... - Read Entire Joke -	Animal World	2
13	Stuttering animal - Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of na... - Read Entire Joke -	Animal World	2
14	My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of... - My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The Dr ... - Read Entire Joke -	Animal World	2
15	What's the worst thing about washing your cat? - Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.... - Read Entire Joke -	Animal World	0