Bar Jokes - We're Not Laughing at You... We're Laughing with You

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1	I am afraid of that tarmac - \|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits... - Read Entire Joke -	0
2	I bet I can bite both of my eyes - \|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is... - Read Entire Joke -	0
3	I didn't get any money this time - \|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "... - Read Entire Joke -	1
4	I don't owe anything for this drink - \|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, plea... - Read Entire Joke -	1
5	I get so drunk that I imagine things - \|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a fr... - Read Entire Joke -	0
6	I have a magical dancing duck - \|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On t... - Read Entire Joke -	0
7	I know you were drunk yesterday - \|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at thre... - Read Entire Joke -	0
8	I only ordered a double - \|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked j... - Read Entire Joke -	0
9	I think I'll try a nicer approach - \|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, a... - Read Entire Joke -	1
10	I'll trust you that you paid - \|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes ... - Read Entire Joke -	1
11	I'm just trying to be helpful - \|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Want... - Read Entire Joke -	1
12	I'm trying to prove a point - \|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to q... - Read Entire Joke -	1
13	If she went out with me - \|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell... - Read Entire Joke -	0
14	In And Out Of Puddles - A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talkin... - Read Entire Joke -	1

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